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WHAT THE HECK IS A FUGGLER?

Fugglers are funny-ugly monsters that will ruin your life and warm your heart with their mischievous antics and straight-up bonkers appearance. They’re hard-wired to wreak havoc, but their shrivelled little hearts can hold a little love for you, their human.

ADOPTION PROCESS

STEP 1

Look deep into the vacant eyes of all the Fugglers up for adoption. Narrow it down to the one that repulses you the least. Or the most – we don’t know your life.

STEP 2

Take a hot sec to consider why you’re actively sabotaging your own happiness. Choose to adopt your Fuggler.

STEP 3

We track that toothy weirdo down. He’ll probably be gnawing on chicken bones in a dumpster. Your Fuggler will be forcibly stuffed into a Fuggler-proof cardboard travelling box.

STEP 4

Once your Fuggler arrives, remove it from the box with great caution. Immediately regret your decision