WHAT THE HECK IS A FUGGLER?
Fugglers are funny-ugly monsters that will ruin your life and warm your heart with their mischievous antics and straight-up bonkers appearance. They’re hard-wired to wreak havoc, but their shrivelled little hearts can hold a little love for you, their human.
Look deep into the vacant eyes of all the Fugglers up for adoption. Narrow it down to the one that repulses you the least. Or the most – we don’t know your life.
Take a hot sec to consider why you’re actively sabotaging your own happiness. Choose to adopt your Fuggler.
We track that toothy weirdo down. He’ll probably be gnawing on chicken bones in a dumpster. Your Fuggler will be forcibly stuffed into a Fuggler-proof cardboard travelling box.
Once your Fuggler arrives, remove it from the box with great caution. Immediately regret your decision